Sunday, December 14, 2014

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

The announcement of the new nymphomation

This is it!
This is the new style!
This is the sexy information that makes you want to spread it!
This is #nymphomation

"Bob" is dead! X-day came and went and who was taken? That's right, Bob was taken. He fulfilled his greedlust dollarcontract and escaped your light cone forever. You thought you were saved, you were not pink because Bob had seen your green? Bob's only thought was for green, and the Barnum unit measurement of suckers/second.

There are those who are telling you that everything is safe, fun, cool, OK because they want your green! The game of the old school controllers, the Men In the Back Room of the Country Club, is measured in green, and it is not a game for you! You are not here to save your dollars, you are here to save your life! Through your life your soul will be saved, and you are going to do it for your self; no one can save it for you!

This is the new information age! Knowledge does not funnel through ivory newspaper towers any longer, and they are all dying for it! Letters to the editor are analyzed for proper partypoliticostance before being published. Knowledge is no longer controlled by the MIBRACC! When we all know something they are forced to acknowledge it, even if only to tell us why it doesn't matter, why everything is still safe and OK.

Knowledge is peer to peer, and so shall salvation be peer to peer! Simple photocopied flyers and magazine ads no longer can grab the public's mind. Your minds are trained for high content full motion video, your minds expect amusing cruel absurdities. We must be our own content creators! We must share the nymphomation through every media! By animated lolmeme gifart we transmit our holy intentions! The revolution of thought is being live tweeted by the twitterhive!